My heart's a battleground.
panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk
annie-use-your-telescope:

Just another beautiful, foggy Portland morning chain smoking outside my dorm listening to Andrew Jackson Jihad
ninaleena:

Artist: DORO-Coppelia
Source from twitter(fav or re-twit picture)
painted-rooftops:

Biro and ink heart
My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

zodiac horoscopes!!! :^)

2460onetruepairing:

justanotherdumbass:

boddah-and-kurt:

terezidactyl:

aries: fedora loving trash
taurus: dead
gemini: half dead
cancer: loud
leo: dead
virgo: gay
libra: obnoxious
scorpio: evil
sagittarius: dead
capricorn: high as hell
aquarius: dead
pisces: dead

why can’t pisces be high as hell i wanna be high as hell

virgo: gay

What the hell I got fedora loving trash, I don’t even own a fedora.

(via sayamadokyou)

masagerita:

i was trying to make an extended version of “i was waiting for this moment” adn i FUCKED UP.

I FUCKED UP SEND HELP

(Source: shunsukekikuchi, via sayamadokyou)

yowing:

me texting someone: hahaha yeah

autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah

me: chill 

(via themervsays)